Anonymous asked: hey seymour this election outcome is making me very scared for myself and my friends do you have any silly tips to make us feel better :(

sandsvendor100:

Upon The Dunes, Across Sands Seas
This Tapir Boy Does Hear Your Pleas
He Casts His Gaze Upon Your Plight
And Bathes You In A Calming Light:

Do Not Despair, Be Not Afraid

Seymour And Friends Will Be Your Aid

In Hardest Times, In Challenge Great

Gerolds Immense Fat Huge Big Weight

And Guiseppes Strong Slinging Spells

Will Lift You From This Hell Of Hells.

Frog Slaps Bad Boys Away From You

And Elmer Swims To Your Rescue

And Horace Bonks His Tusk So Strong

Your Friends Are Here Your Whole Life Long.

But Most Of All, Remember This:

Seymour’s Great Telekinesis

And Arcane Word And Psychic Beams

Will Shield You From All Foul Regimes.

If Ever You Feel Scared And Weak

In Times So Hard And Days So Bleak

Just Think Of Seymour On His Dunes

And All His Friends Beneath The Moons

We Lend You Wisdom, Strength And Luck

To Vanquish Any Mother Fuck.